Saturday, May 30, 2009

jesus lizard/Primavera festival

 wow jesus lizard were unbelievable. i was in the crowd for a while with david yow climbing all over our heads then i snuck backstage for some backdoor action. wow they were amazing. why can noone compete with the power of the lizard even 10 years after they quit? vthey whipped everyones ass long live the jesus lizard. if you dont know, go see them if they play near you. just send them money. they are more alive then most people in the world. 

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Travels and Trauma

here is where i will be for the next week and a half.

let me know if you want anything
Im gonna film some fun backstage antics

FRI       29            BARCELONA, SPN            PRIMAVERA SOUND


SUN    31            SAINT BRIEUC, FR              FESTIVAL ART ROCK




WED   3            DENMARK                 SKIVE BEACH FESTIVAL

THR    4            HAMBURG                           STADTPARK

FRI       5            GERMANY                          ROCK IM PARK FESTIVAL

SAT     6         

SUN    7            Nuremburg                          ROCK AM RING FESTIVAL

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Passing Gas

(CNN) -- A passerby pushed a would-be suicide jumper off a bridge in southern China because he was angry at the jumper's "selfish activity," Chinese media reported Saturday.

It happened Thursday in the city of Guangzhou as Chen Fuchao threatened to jump off Haizhu Bridge, China's Xinhua news agency reported.

The bridge has gained a "macabre" reputation with 11 jumpers having thrown themselves off the bridge since the start of April, Xinhua said.

Traffic was held up for nearly five hours and a crowd gathered as Chen sat on the bridge, threatening to jump, Xinhua reported.

Chen wanted to kill himself because he had 2 million yuan ($294,000) in debt after a failed construction project, Xinhua reported.

Lian Jiansheng, 66, who was passing by the bridge, offered to talk Chen down, Xinhua said. Police refused, but Lian broke through the police cordon and climbed to where Chen was sitting.

Lian greeted Chen with a handshake, then pushed him off the bridge, Xinhua said.

Chen fell 26 feet (8 meters) onto a partially-inflated emergency air cushion, damaging his spine and elbow in the fall, Xinhua said. He is now recovering in a hospital.

A photographer documented the sequence of events. The photographs show Lian, dressed in a T-shirt, shorts and socks, saluting to the crowd after pushing Chen off.

"I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest," Lian told Xinhua. "They do not really dare to kill themselves. Instead, they just want to raise the relevant government authorities' attention to their appeals."

Police took Lian away after the incident, Xinhua said. It did not say whether he would face any charges.

not sure how i feel about this. in fitting with the title of this little computer chat place ill say 
Shit or get off the pot!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Blackout Lullabye

Dig on this video i put together for a fine song.
I'm available for Weddings,Bar mitzvahs, and especially FUNerals!!!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

oh Canada!! Please seat me next to your cheap eagle nudie meat.

if you are ever in Vancouver BC(canada)(america's hat)
 these are some things you can look for. 
1. Canadien Hockey Birds(what a disgrace to our fine AMERICAN eagle birds!!!).
2. Great seating in any parking lot with a great highway view!! 
3. 50% off stores that sell garbage but will entice you in with their naked lady junkie window doodles(i swear this looked just like the lady i saw at the strip club down the street) 
4. Last but not least MEAT SAVINGS!!!

money for sex


thats a good picture, can anyone paint that photo? ill pay. some richter blurry style shite. drop a line. Contests, lets have lots of contests!!!!